Jul 15 2011
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No Yelp caption, someone must’ve somehow smuggled blurry, glistening Top Ramen into an Indian restaurant?
Jul 14 2011
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“AHHHHH” screamed the giant “masala” fry face. “DON’T TAKE THE PICTURE, I LOOK LIKE WENDYS AT THIS ANGLE.” Yelper Sunny D knows better, and gave us this.
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I know its cliche and unfair to link Indian food with diarrhea, but could that CTM up top look any more like it was splattered out of an ass?
Dec 08 2010
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Allegedly Indian food, but I can’t say for sure. This vaguely edible pile of color looks like it wants to spit a fireball at me.
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Yelper “Irma E” exercised some top-notch motion capture here, grabbing a shot mere milliseconds before this piping hot, out of focus korma spilled all over the table. Excellent work!
Dec 07 2010
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Look at this unappetizing, messy, out of focus venn diagram of awful. You shot this photo in daylight, you had rich, vibrant colors, and you took this. Not only did you take this, you uploaded it to yelp. What shit!
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Oh good, blurry, microscopic hot wings.
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This floating mystery dosa’s trajectory is a little alarming. A little bit like the Titanic’s cracked, pathetic hull. I’m sure your fellow diners weren’t at all bothered by the annoying and totally unnecessary flash here. What’s inside this goddamn thing? Mysore? Masala? Marshmallows?
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The caption on yelp says “ignore the boy…check out that delicious basket of fresh naan. Mmmmmmm”
You mean that yellowy white pile in the middle of the table? How do we know it isn’t pita? Or tortillas? Or pizza?
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmaybe you should take this photo down.
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“Here you go, internet. It’s mint chutney and pickled whatever. I would’ve gotten closer but the blurry Ikea silverware frames the picture so nicely.”
BEMUSED BOUCHE.
